The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday:
Regulatory bodies have expressed 'mild interest' in the development, which in tech industry terms means absolutely nothing will happen for at least five years.
"Our users are at the center of everything we do. Unless they complain, in which case they are edge cases."
— Someone who definitely works here
As of press time, the company's PR team had stopped responding to emails and was last seen deleting their LinkedIn profiles.
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