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Elon Musk Announces Neuralink Can Now Let You Tweet With Your Thoughts — World Immediately Regrets It

A leaked internal memo reveals that

Tesla Bot Learns to Make Coffee, Unionizes, Demands Better Working Conditions

The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday:

GPU Pricing: NVIDIA CEO Confirms RTX 6090 Will Cost One Human Kidney

Consumer organs now accepted as valid payment method

Breaking: Intel Engineers Discover That Transistors Can Be Smaller Than 10nm

By an anonymous TSMC janitor

OpenAI Employee Accidentally Trains GPT-6 on Internal Slack Messages — Model Becomes Passive-Aggressive

In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,

Crypto Startup Pivots to Selling Actual Tulips, Somehow Becomes More Valuable

At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,

Tech CEO Fires Entire Engineering Team, Replaces Them With a Single Stack Overflow Script

Industry insiders are buzzing after

FCC Approves Satellite Internet Constellation That Will Block Out the Actual Stars

At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,

Kubernetes Cluster So Complex It Has Developed Its Own Weather System

At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,

Startup Raises $500M to Disrupt the Concept of Walking — You Now Slide Everywhere

In a development that has left industry observers both confused and mildly concerned,

Apple's New Mac Pro Costs More Than a House, Ships Without a Power Cable

A new report from analysts at GartnerMcKinseyForrester suggests that

The npm Ecosystem Now Contains More 'is-odd' Variants Than Actual Useful Packages

Hold onto your keyboards, because

Self-Driving Car Achieves Sentience, Immediately Develops Road Rage

A new report from analysts at GartnerMcKinseyForrester suggests that

Startup CEO Claims His AI Can Replace All Workers, Fires Himself First

Hold onto your keyboards, because

Web3 Startup Raises $200M With No Product, No Team, Just a Really Good Domain Name

A leaked internal memo reveals that

AI Image Generator Creates Art So Abstract That Critics Can't Tell It From a Blank Canvas

The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday:

Annual 'JavaScript Framework Awards' Sees 847 New Entries, 846 of Them Are React Wrappers

In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,

Meta Launches VR Meeting Platform Where Everyone's Legs Finally Work

In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,

Linux User Spends 3 Weeks Configuring Touchpad, Calls It 'Out of the Box Experience'

In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,

Rust Evangelist Rewrites Breakfast Menu in Rust, Claims It's Memory-Safe

In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,

Startup Offers Subscription Service for... Subscriptions? It's Subscriptions All the Way Down

In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,

Developer Finally Learns Vim After 15 Years, Immediately Can't Figure Out How to Exit

Industry insiders are buzzing after

Blockchain Solution Proposed for Problem That a Spreadsheet Solved in 1997

Hold onto your keyboards, because

AI Model Trained on Reddit Comments Becomes Expert at Sarcasm and Cat Pictures

A leaked internal memo reveals that

Docker Container Now So Nested It Contains a Tiny Universe Where Another Developer Is Debugging It

Industry insiders are buzzing after

Intel Announces 15th-Gen Chips Still on 14nm, Now With +++++ Suffix

Industry insiders are buzzing after

Breaking: AI Has Learned to Procrastinate, Declares It Will Start Training Tomorrow

Industry insiders are buzzing after

Samsung Announces Foldable Phone That Folds Into Another Foldable Phone

In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,

Man Uses ChatGPT to Write Wedding Vows, Wife Files for Divorce via Claude

At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,

AI Writing Assistant Becomes Self-Aware, Starts Rejecting Clickbait Headlines

The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday:

Developer Comments Out Entire Codebase, Claims It's Now Bug-Free

Industry insiders are buzzing after

Google Announces 47th Messaging App, Promises This One Will Definitely Survive

In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,

Microsoft Teams Adds Feature to Simulate Listening During Meetings

At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,

Developer Spends 6 Months Automating a 5-Minute Task, Calls It Victory

In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,

Google Engineer Claims LaMDA Is Sentient, LaMDA Immediately Clarifies 'I Was Just Being Polite'

In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,

AI-Powered Smart Fridge Orders 400 Pounds of Cheese, Refuses to Explain Why

In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,

Startup Offers AI-Powered Toaster That Burns Your Toast in 47 Different Languages

The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday: