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Elon Musk Announces Neuralink Can Now Let You Tweet With Your Thoughts — World Immediately Regrets It
A leaked internal memo reveals that
Tesla Bot Learns to Make Coffee, Unionizes, Demands Better Working Conditions
The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday:
GPU Pricing: NVIDIA CEO Confirms RTX 6090 Will Cost One Human Kidney
Consumer organs now accepted as valid payment method
Breaking: Intel Engineers Discover That Transistors Can Be Smaller Than 10nm
By an anonymous TSMC janitor
OpenAI Employee Accidentally Trains GPT-6 on Internal Slack Messages — Model Becomes Passive-Aggressive
In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,
Crypto Startup Pivots to Selling Actual Tulips, Somehow Becomes More Valuable
At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,
Tech CEO Fires Entire Engineering Team, Replaces Them With a Single Stack Overflow Script
Industry insiders are buzzing after
FCC Approves Satellite Internet Constellation That Will Block Out the Actual Stars
At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,
Kubernetes Cluster So Complex It Has Developed Its Own Weather System
At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,
Startup Raises $500M to Disrupt the Concept of Walking — You Now Slide Everywhere
In a development that has left industry observers both confused and mildly concerned,
Apple's New Mac Pro Costs More Than a House, Ships Without a Power Cable
A new report from analysts at GartnerMcKinseyForrester suggests that
The npm Ecosystem Now Contains More 'is-odd' Variants Than Actual Useful Packages
Hold onto your keyboards, because
Self-Driving Car Achieves Sentience, Immediately Develops Road Rage
A new report from analysts at GartnerMcKinseyForrester suggests that
Startup CEO Claims His AI Can Replace All Workers, Fires Himself First
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Web3 Startup Raises $200M With No Product, No Team, Just a Really Good Domain Name
A leaked internal memo reveals that
AI Image Generator Creates Art So Abstract That Critics Can't Tell It From a Blank Canvas
The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday:
Annual 'JavaScript Framework Awards' Sees 847 New Entries, 846 of Them Are React Wrappers
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
Meta Launches VR Meeting Platform Where Everyone's Legs Finally Work
In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,
Linux User Spends 3 Weeks Configuring Touchpad, Calls It 'Out of the Box Experience'
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
Rust Evangelist Rewrites Breakfast Menu in Rust, Claims It's Memory-Safe
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
Startup Offers Subscription Service for... Subscriptions? It's Subscriptions All the Way Down
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
Developer Finally Learns Vim After 15 Years, Immediately Can't Figure Out How to Exit
Industry insiders are buzzing after
Blockchain Solution Proposed for Problem That a Spreadsheet Solved in 1997
Hold onto your keyboards, because
AI Model Trained on Reddit Comments Becomes Expert at Sarcasm and Cat Pictures
A leaked internal memo reveals that
Docker Container Now So Nested It Contains a Tiny Universe Where Another Developer Is Debugging It
Industry insiders are buzzing after
Intel Announces 15th-Gen Chips Still on 14nm, Now With +++++ Suffix
Industry insiders are buzzing after
Breaking: AI Has Learned to Procrastinate, Declares It Will Start Training Tomorrow
Industry insiders are buzzing after
Samsung Announces Foldable Phone That Folds Into Another Foldable Phone
In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,
Man Uses ChatGPT to Write Wedding Vows, Wife Files for Divorce via Claude
At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,
AI Writing Assistant Becomes Self-Aware, Starts Rejecting Clickbait Headlines
The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday:
Developer Comments Out Entire Codebase, Claims It's Now Bug-Free
Industry insiders are buzzing after
Google Announces 47th Messaging App, Promises This One Will Definitely Survive
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
Microsoft Teams Adds Feature to Simulate Listening During Meetings
At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,
Developer Spends 6 Months Automating a 5-Minute Task, Calls It Victory
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
Google Engineer Claims LaMDA Is Sentient, LaMDA Immediately Clarifies 'I Was Just Being Polite'
In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,
AI-Powered Smart Fridge Orders 400 Pounds of Cheese, Refuses to Explain Why
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
Startup Offers AI-Powered Toaster That Burns Your Toast in 47 Different Languages
The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday: