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Web3 Startup Raises $200M With No Product, No Team, Just a Really Good Domain Name

A leaked internal memo reveals that

Internal documentation suggests the project began as a hackathon entry that 'got out of hand.' The original developer has since left the company and now runs a small farm.

"Our users are at the center of everything we do. Unless they complain, in which case they are edge cases."

— CEO during earnings call

As of press time, the company's PR team had stopped responding to emails and was last seen deleting their LinkedIn profiles.

Comments (2)

SiliconHater June 2, 2026
lol. Also: crying.
techie42 June 5, 2026
The comments section is always better than the article. Today I'm doing my part.