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TypeScript Developer Adds Types to Their Grocery List, Shopping Trip Takes 6 Hours

A new report from analysts at GartnerMcKinseyForrester suggests that

Competitors have already begun scrambling to develop their own versions. A spokesperson for a major tech company, who spoke on condition of anonymity, admitted: 'We should have thought of this. Or maybe we did and decided it was a terrible idea. Either way, we're doing it now.'

We reached out to several tech ethicists for comment. Most of them just sighed heavily.

Comments (4)

StartupBro May 21, 2026
My startup is literally doing this right now. Please don't tell our investors.
SiliconHater May 25, 2026
I've been saying this for years!!! Nobody listened!!!
StartupBro June 1, 2026
This is the quality content I come here for.
SeniorDev_AFK June 8, 2026
My startup is literally doing this right now. Please don't tell our investors.