Developer Spends 6 Months Automating a 5-Minute Task, Calls It Victory

March 25, 2026 1 min read Tech Satire

In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,

The stock market reacted with characteristic rationality: the company's shares rose 47% on the announcement, then fell 52% when someone actually read the announcement.

One thing is certain: whatever happens next will probably be even more ridiculous.

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Comments (2)

StartupBro May 24, 2026

I've been saying this for years!!! Nobody listened!!!

StackOverflow_Refugee June 3, 2026

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I hate how true this is.