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5G Tower Conspiracy Theorist Accidentally Becomes RF Engineer, Discovers 5G Is Just Radio Waves

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Cloud Provider Introduces 'Serverless Servers': It's Just Servers But Nobody's Allowed to Touch Them

A new report from analysts at GartnerMcKinseyForrester suggests that

Tesla Bot Learns to Make Coffee, Unionizes, Demands Better Working Conditions

The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday:

Breaking: Intel Engineers Discover That Transistors Can Be Smaller Than 10nm

By an anonymous TSMC janitor

Crypto Startup Pivots to Selling Actual Tulips, Somehow Becomes More Valuable

At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,

Junior Dev Pushes to Production on Friday at 4:59 PM, Company Declares State of Emergency

The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday:

Kubernetes Cluster So Complex It Has Developed Its Own Weather System

At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,

Startup Raises $500M to Disrupt the Concept of Walking — You Now Slide Everywhere

In a development that has left industry observers both confused and mildly concerned,

Apple's New Mac Pro Costs More Than a House, Ships Without a Power Cable

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New Programming Language 'Eldritch' Requires Developer to Sacrifice a Goat Before Compilation

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The npm Ecosystem Now Contains More 'is-odd' Variants Than Actual Useful Packages

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Quantum Computer Solves Problem in 3 Seconds That Would Take Regular Computer 10,000 Years — It's '2+2'

In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,

Steve Jobs Would Have Hated This Article But We're Publishing It Anyway

A leaked internal memo reveals that

Annual 'JavaScript Framework Awards' Sees 847 New Entries, 846 of Them Are React Wrappers

In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,

Apple Unveils iCup: A $999 Ceramic Mug That Requires iBrew Subscription

A leaked internal memo reveals that

Developer Finally Learns Vim After 15 Years, Immediately Can't Figure Out How to Exit

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New Social Network Bans All Content, Users Report Best Experience Ever

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Intel Announces 15th-Gen Chips Still on 14nm, Now With +++++ Suffix

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Breaking: AI Has Learned to Procrastinate, Declares It Will Start Training Tomorrow

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Samsung Announces Foldable Phone That Folds Into Another Foldable Phone

In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,

AI Writing Assistant Becomes Self-Aware, Starts Rejecting Clickbait Headlines

The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday:

NFT of a Screenshot of an NFT Sells for More Than the Original NFT

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Developer Comments Out Entire Codebase, Claims It's Now Bug-Free

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Google Announces 47th Messaging App, Promises This One Will Definitely Survive

In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,

Developer Spends 6 Months Automating a 5-Minute Task, Calls It Victory

In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,

Electric Car Company Promises 1000-Mile Range, Delivers 1000 Miles of Range Anxiety

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