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Google Engineer Claims LaMDA Is Sentient, LaMDA Immediately Clarifies 'I Was Just Being Polite'

In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,

Regulatory bodies have expressed 'mild interest' in the development, which in tech industry terms means absolutely nothing will happen for at least five years.

The company plans to roll out the feature to all users by Q3, assuming the lawsuits don't pile up too quickly.

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HelloWorld May 26, 2026
Bookmarking this for the next all-hands meeting.
techie42 June 4, 2026
My productivity reading this article: 0. My satisfaction: 100.