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5G Tower Conspiracy Theorist Accidentally Becomes RF Engineer, Discovers 5G Is Just Radio Waves
Hold onto your keyboards, because
Elon Musk Announces Neuralink Can Now Let You Tweet With Your Thoughts — World Immediately Regrets It
A leaked internal memo reveals that
OpenAI Employee Accidentally Trains GPT-6 on Internal Slack Messages — Model Becomes Passive-Aggressive
In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,
FCC Approves Satellite Internet Constellation That Will Block Out the Actual Stars
At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,
Startup Raises $500M to Disrupt the Concept of Walking — You Now Slide Everywhere
In a development that has left industry observers both confused and mildly concerned,
New Programming Language 'Eldritch' Requires Developer to Sacrifice a Goat Before Compilation
A new report from analysts at GartnerMcKinseyForrester suggests that
Startup Offers Subscription Service for... Subscriptions? It's Subscriptions All the Way Down
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
Rust Evangelist Rewrites Breakfast Menu in Rust, Claims It's Memory-Safe
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
New Social Network Bans All Content, Users Report Best Experience Ever
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Tech Company Mandates Return to Office, Employees Respond by Returning to Office Depot
In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,
AWS Launches New Service That's Just EC2 But With a Different Font
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
Electric Car Company Promises 1000-Mile Range, Delivers 1000 Miles of Range Anxiety
Industry insiders are buzzing after
Google Engineer Claims LaMDA Is Sentient, LaMDA Immediately Clarifies 'I Was Just Being Polite'
In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,
AI-Powered Smart Fridge Orders 400 Pounds of Cheese, Refuses to Explain Why
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
Startup Offers AI-Powered Toaster That Burns Your Toast in 47 Different Languages
The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday:
Apple Adds New 'Pro Max Ultra' Tier to iCloud: Costs Your Soul, Includes 5GB Storage
In a development that has left industry observers both confused and mildly concerned,