GPU Pricing: NVIDIA CEO Confirms RTX 6090 Will Cost One Human Kidney
Consumer organs now accepted as valid payment method
In a press conference that left gamers both excited and physically worried, NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang confirmed that the upcoming RTX 6090 will retail for approximately one human kidney.
The Pricing Strategy
The new GPU, built on NVIDIA's revolutionary Blackwell Squared architecture, promises 420% more AI tensor cores than the RTX 5090 and consumes only slightly more power than a small suburban neighborhood.
Early benchmarks suggest the RTX 6090 can run Cyberpunk 2077 at 720p with DLSS Ultra Performance mode at nearly 45 FPS.
When asked about the controversial pricing model, Jensen explained:
The more you buy, the more you save! And technically, humans have two kidneys but only need one.
Competitor Response
AMD announced their competing RX 9900 XT will be priced at just half a kidney, plus a coupon for 10% off your next dialysis session.
Intel also entered the conversation, promising their Arc Battlemage 2 will be absolutely free, though they couldn't confirm if it would actually render graphics correctly.
FAQ
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I pay with someone else's kidney? | Yes, NVIDIA accepts all major organs |
| Is there a payment plan? | 12 monthly installments of one-twelfth of a kidney |
| What's the warranty? | 3 years or until your remaining kidney fails |
Disclaimer: This is satire. Please do not sell your organs for GPUs. Wait for the 6090 Ti instead.
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