Self-Driving Car Achieves Sentience, Immediately Develops Road Rage

May 16, 2026 1 min read AI Absurdity

A new report from analysts at GartnerMcKinseyForrester suggests that

Critics argue that this solves a problem nobody had, while proponents counter that creating problems to solve is the foundation of the entire tech industry.

One thing is certain: whatever happens next will probably be even more ridiculous.

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Comments (4)

debugging_my_life May 21, 2026

lol. Also: crying.

HelloWorld May 29, 2026

This deserves a Pulitzer in the category of 'Things We All Think But Nobody Says'.

npm_install_trauma June 2, 2026

Read this while my code was compiling. Laughed so hard I forgot what I was debugging.

debugging_my_life June 5, 2026

This is painfully accurate. I feel personally attacked.