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Startup CEO Claims His AI Can Replace All Workers, Fires Himself First

Hold onto your keyboards, because

The technology reportedly works by leveraging AI, blockchain, and cloud computing — three buzzwords that guarantee at least a Series A round regardless of actual functionality.

The company's CEO will address these concerns at next week's 'We're Definitely Not Worried' keynote.

Comments (2)

SiliconHater June 6, 2026
I'm forwarding this to my entire team. HR might get involved.
debugging_my_life June 7, 2026
This is painfully accurate. I feel personally attacked.