Quantum Computer Solves Problem in 3 Seconds That Would Take Regular Computer 10,000 Years — It's '2+2'

In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,

The implications for the industry are, according to experts, 'potentially huge but also potentially nothing.' Early reactions from social media ranged from enthusiastic confusion to confused enthusiasm.

Key takeaways:

• The technology exists primarily in PowerPoint form
• Investors have been assured it will 'scale massively'
• Engineers are reportedly 'figuring it out as we go'
• Customer support will consist of a single FAQ page
• The terms of service are longer than the Bible

The company's CEO will address these concerns at next week's 'We're Definitely Not Worried' keynote.