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5G Tower Conspiracy Theorist Accidentally Becomes RF Engineer, Discovers 5G Is Just Radio Waves
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Cloud Provider Introduces 'Serverless Servers': It's Just Servers But Nobody's Allowed to Touch Them
A new report from analysts at GartnerMcKinseyForrester suggests that
Tesla Bot Learns to Make Coffee, Unionizes, Demands Better Working Conditions
The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday:
Crypto Startup Pivots to Selling Actual Tulips, Somehow Becomes More Valuable
At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,
Junior Dev Pushes to Production on Friday at 4:59 PM, Company Declares State of Emergency
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Tech CEO Fires Entire Engineering Team, Replaces Them With a Single Stack Overflow Script
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FCC Approves Satellite Internet Constellation That Will Block Out the Actual Stars
At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,
Kubernetes Cluster So Complex It Has Developed Its Own Weather System
At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,
Startup Raises $500M to Disrupt the Concept of Walking — You Now Slide Everywhere
In a development that has left industry observers both confused and mildly concerned,
Apple's New Mac Pro Costs More Than a House, Ships Without a Power Cable
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New Programming Language 'Eldritch' Requires Developer to Sacrifice a Goat Before Compilation
A new report from analysts at GartnerMcKinseyForrester suggests that
The npm Ecosystem Now Contains More 'is-odd' Variants Than Actual Useful Packages
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Quantum Computer Solves Problem in 3 Seconds That Would Take Regular Computer 10,000 Years — It's '2+2'
In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,
Startup CEO Claims His AI Can Replace All Workers, Fires Himself First
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Steve Jobs Would Have Hated This Article But We're Publishing It Anyway
A leaked internal memo reveals that
Web3 Startup Raises $200M With No Product, No Team, Just a Really Good Domain Name
A leaked internal memo reveals that
Annual 'JavaScript Framework Awards' Sees 847 New Entries, 846 of Them Are React Wrappers
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
Meta Launches VR Meeting Platform Where Everyone's Legs Finally Work
In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,
Linux User Spends 3 Weeks Configuring Touchpad, Calls It 'Out of the Box Experience'
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
Startup Offers Subscription Service for... Subscriptions? It's Subscriptions All the Way Down
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
Developer Finally Learns Vim After 15 Years, Immediately Can't Figure Out How to Exit
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Blockchain Solution Proposed for Problem That a Spreadsheet Solved in 1997
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New Social Network Bans All Content, Users Report Best Experience Ever
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Docker Container Now So Nested It Contains a Tiny Universe Where Another Developer Is Debugging It
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Intel Announces 15th-Gen Chips Still on 14nm, Now With +++++ Suffix
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Breaking: AI Has Learned to Procrastinate, Declares It Will Start Training Tomorrow
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Samsung Announces Foldable Phone That Folds Into Another Foldable Phone
In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,
Man Uses ChatGPT to Write Wedding Vows, Wife Files for Divorce via Claude
At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,
NFT of a Screenshot of an NFT Sells for More Than the Original NFT
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Developer Comments Out Entire Codebase, Claims It's Now Bug-Free
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Google Announces 47th Messaging App, Promises This One Will Definitely Survive
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
Microsoft Teams Adds Feature to Simulate Listening During Meetings
At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,
AWS Launches New Service That's Just EC2 But With a Different Font
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
Electric Car Company Promises 1000-Mile Range, Delivers 1000 Miles of Range Anxiety
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AI-Powered Smart Fridge Orders 400 Pounds of Cheese, Refuses to Explain Why
In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,
Startup Offers AI-Powered Toaster That Burns Your Toast in 47 Different Languages
The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday: