Developer Finally Learns Vim After 15 Years, Immediately Can't Figure Out How to Exit

Industry insiders are buzzing after

The implications for the industry are, according to experts, 'potentially huge but also potentially nothing.' Early reactions from social media ranged from enthusiastic confusion to confused enthusiasm.

"We believe this represents a fundamental shift in the way we think about [insert buzzword here]."

— A definitely real customer testimonial

Experts predict this trend will continue until either common sense prevails or venture capital runs out — whichever comes first.