Industry insiders are buzzing after
The technology reportedly works by leveraging AI, blockchain, and cloud computing — three buzzwords that guarantee at least a Series A round regardless of actual functionality.
"Look, is it perfect? No. Is it necessary? Also no. But is it cool? Debatable."
— CEO during earnings call
Key takeaways:
- The technology exists primarily in PowerPoint form
- Investors have been assured it will 'scale massively'
- Engineers are reportedly 'figuring it out as we go'
- Customer support will consist of a single FAQ page
- The terms of service are longer than the Bible
The company's CEO will address these concerns at next week's 'We're Definitely Not Worried' keynote.
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