In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,
Regulatory bodies have expressed 'mild interest' in the development, which in tech industry terms means absolutely nothing will happen for at least five years.
"We believe this represents a fundamental shift in the way we think about [insert buzzword here]."
— Unnamed executive
The company plans to roll out the feature to all users by Q3, assuming the lawsuits don't pile up too quickly.
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