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Startup Offers AI-Powered Toaster That Burns Your Toast in 47 Different Languages

The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday:

Competitors have already begun scrambling to develop their own versions. A spokesperson for a major tech company, who spoke on condition of anonymity, admitted: 'We should have thought of this. Or maybe we did and decided it was a terrible idea. Either way, we're doing it now.'

The company plans to roll out the feature to all users by Q3, assuming the lawsuits don't pile up too quickly.

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HelloWorld May 29, 2026
I've been saying this for years!!! Nobody listened!!!