The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday:
The stock market reacted with characteristic rationality: the company's shares rose 47% on the announcement, then fell 52% when someone actually read the announcement.
"This is the most revolutionary product since our last revolutionary product, which you have already forgotten about."
— A definitely real customer testimonial
Experts predict this trend will continue until either common sense prevails or venture capital runs out — whichever comes first.
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