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Developer Comments Out Entire Codebase, Claims It's Now Bug-Free

Industry insiders are buzzing after

The stock market reacted with characteristic rationality: the company's shares rose 47% on the announcement, then fell 52% when someone actually read the announcement.

Key takeaways:

  • The technology exists primarily in PowerPoint form
  • Investors have been assured it will 'scale massively'
  • Engineers are reportedly 'figuring it out as we go'
  • Customer support will consist of a single FAQ page
  • The terms of service are longer than the Bible

As of press time, the company's PR team had stopped responding to emails and was last seen deleting their LinkedIn profiles.

Comments (4)

HelloWorld May 13, 2026
I've been saying this for years!!! Nobody listened!!!
SiliconHater May 22, 2026
I showed this to my CTO. We're now having an 'emergency meeting'.
SiliconHater May 25, 2026
The comments section is always better than the article. Today I'm doing my part.
VC_watcher June 4, 2026
lol. Also: crying.