Rust Evangelist Rewrites Breakfast Menu in Rust, Claims It's Memory-Safe

In an announcement that nobody asked for but everyone expected,

Competitors have already begun scrambling to develop their own versions. A spokesperson for a major tech company, who spoke on condition of anonymity, admitted: 'We should have thought of this. Or maybe we did and decided it was a terrible idea. Either way, we're doing it now.'

"Look, is it perfect? No. Is it necessary? Also no. But is it cool? Debatable."

— Someone who definitely works here

The company plans to roll out the feature to all users by Q3, assuming the lawsuits don't pile up too quickly.