Samsung Announces Foldable Phone That Folds Into Another Foldable Phone

In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,

Internal documentation suggests the project began as a hackathon entry that 'got out of hand.' The original developer has since left the company and now runs a small farm.

"We are incredibly excited about this paradigm-shifting innovation that will redefine how people interact with technology forever."

— The PR department

// Internal implementation leaked on GitHub
function disruptIndustry() {
  const actualProduct = null;
  const valuation = fetchValuation(actualProduct);
  while (valuation > 0 && runway > 0) {
    burn(valuation * 0.1);
    pivot();
    if (employees.crying) break;
  }
  return Series_B;
}

One thing is certain: whatever happens next will probably be even more ridiculous.