A new report from analysts at GartnerMcKinseyForrester suggests that
The stock market reacted with characteristic rationality: the company's shares rose 47% on the announcement, then fell 52% when someone actually read the announcement.
"Look, is it perfect? No. Is it necessary? Also no. But is it cool? Debatable."
— A definitely real customer testimonial
Key takeaways:
- The technology exists primarily in PowerPoint form
- Investors have been assured it will 'scale massively'
- Engineers are reportedly 'figuring it out as we go'
- Customer support will consist of a single FAQ page
- The terms of service are longer than the Bible
The company plans to roll out the feature to all users by Q3, assuming the lawsuits don't pile up too quickly.
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