Hold onto your keyboards, because
Competitors have already begun scrambling to develop their own versions. A spokesperson for a major tech company, who spoke on condition of anonymity, admitted: 'We should have thought of this. Or maybe we did and decided it was a terrible idea. Either way, we're doing it now.'
"We believe this represents a fundamental shift in the way we think about [insert buzzword here]."
— A definitely real customer testimonial
Key takeaways:
- The technology exists primarily in PowerPoint form
- Investors have been assured it will 'scale massively'
- Engineers are reportedly 'figuring it out as we go'
- Customer support will consist of a single FAQ page
- The terms of service are longer than the Bible
Experts predict this trend will continue until either common sense prevails or venture capital runs out — whichever comes first.
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