5G Tower Conspiracy Theorist Accidentally Becomes RF Engineer, Discovers 5G Is Just Radio Waves
Hold onto your keyboards, because
Elon Musk Announces Neuralink Can Now Let You Tweet With Your Thoughts — World Immediately Regrets It
A leaked internal memo reveals that
Cloud Provider Introduces 'Serverless Servers': It's Just Servers But Nobody's Allowed to Touch Them
A new report from analysts at GartnerMcKinseyForrester suggests that
Tesla Bot Learns to Make Coffee, Unionizes, Demands Better Working Conditions
The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday:
GPU Pricing: NVIDIA CEO Confirms RTX 6090 Will Cost One Human Kidney
Consumer organs now accepted as valid payment method
Breaking: Intel Engineers Discover That Transistors Can Be Smaller Than 10nm
By an anonymous TSMC janitor
OpenAI Employee Accidentally Trains GPT-6 on Internal Slack Messages — Model Becomes Passive-Aggressive
In what can only be described as the logical endpoint of current trends,
Crypto Startup Pivots to Selling Actual Tulips, Somehow Becomes More Valuable
At a press conference that raised more questions than answers,
Junior Dev Pushes to Production on Friday at 4:59 PM, Company Declares State of Emergency
The technology world awoke to bizarre news on Thursday:
Tech CEO Fires Entire Engineering Team, Replaces Them With a Single Stack Overflow Script
Industry insiders are buzzing after